god and the oscars

A shout out to a blog I like — if the Pope died during the Oscars, or if the Buddha showed up and politely nudged in between Jamie Foxx and Hilary Swank, or even if Jesus erupted from Elvis’ grave glowing orange and singing “My Way”, they’d just tell the audience it was part of the show. About the only event that they couldn’t co-opt would be if Allah Himself descended from The Heaven of Islam and smushed George W. Bush with his outstretched middle finger.

Go Clive Owen!