spam is the new dada

Ready?

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From: Glen <poor_victim@innocent.example.com>
To: Mr. Badscene <thatguy@badscene.com>
Subject: Urgent statement - more pleasure

You gape for shooting like you had seen in those films?
It's the best thing you had ever seen!  Be realistic --
you always wanted it!

Let's make our ejaculation like steel! EMBARASSIN-G
PRODUC-T will get you the results you need!

http://spamurl.example.com

Delete:

http://spamurl.example.com/rm.php

Good talk saves the food

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That’s right, you heard it here first, my new catch phrase, replacing “You can’t cook melted cheese”.